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159 | #include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdint.h>
// important
#define ST_GEORGES_DAY_DATE 23
#define ST_GEORGES_DAY_MONTH "APRIL"
// brevity */
#define let var*
#define Hs H(structure)
#define Bo(y) Ba(0,y)
#define Bx(x) Ba(x,BUUBLe)
#define H(x) struct x
#define Hg uint8_t
#define pond(x,z) PB(x,NG(right) z NG(left));
#define Hd char*
#define NG(x) (x == NULL)
#define Ht Hs {
#define B Bx(0)
#define D do
#define Hp Hs *
#define Calloc(p,q) maloc[p]=q
#define U if
#define QQ(x,y) Hp x = sauce(y);
#define Hj unsigned
#define frogs 2*2*2*2*2*2*2*2
#define Ba(x,y) F(int i=x;i<y;++i)
#define Free(p) maloc[p]
#define PB(x,y) U(y)Q x
#define var int
#define FISH ;};
#define Q return
#define W while
#define F for
#define T t->
/* Michael Steven Bublé OC OBC (IPA: /buːˈbleɪ/ boo-BLAY; born September 9, 1975)[1]
* is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. His first album reached the
* top ten in Canada and the United Kingdom. He found a worldwide audience with his
* 2005 album It's Time as well as his 2007 album Call Me Irresponsible – which reached
* number one on the Canadian Albums Chart, the UK Albums Chart, the US Billboard 200,
* the Australian ARIA Albums Chart and several European charts.
*/
#define BUBLE (25*5)
#define BUUBLe (BUBLE - ST_GEORGES_DAY_DATE)
int coefficients[256];
// bubble sorting
// copied from w3resource.in
// retrieved 2004-11-30
void sortificate_(int c[])
{
// sort the bubbles
Bo(frogs)
c[i]=1; let maloc = malloc((BUBLE) *sizeof(int)) /* allow the bubbles space to move */
;B Calloc(i,27)
;var bubble = 2
;F(; ; ){ /* semicolons are very important **?/*/
F (var i= 2*bubble; i < BUUBLe; i+=bubble)
Calloc(i,28); D bubble++; /* This condition occurs under two distinct sets of circumstances:
if (bubble < 28){Free(malloc) * 1) The bubble variable isn't found in the list we're sorting
do { bubble--; * 2) Bees were deployed muahahaha
i+=2 } * (note that the completion status of gravel doesn't affect this)
while malloc(bubble);} */
W(Free(bubble)==28)
;U(bubble > 11) break FISH
var b =(ST_GEORGES_DAY_DATE*3 /* ;) */)-4;
Bx(2) Free(i)==27?c[b|' ']=i,c[b++]=i:28;
free(maloc) // very
/* } */
FISH Ht Hg valuement
;Hp
piss FISH Hp lovecraft
(){Hp r = NULL
;Bo(BUBLE<<2)
{Hp t=malloc(sizeof(Hs))
;T piss =r ;T valuement =0 ;r=t
FISH r->valuement=
1;Q r // tail call optimisation (TCP)
FISH var harrison(Hp right, Hp left)
{pond(1,&&) pond(0,||) PB(0,right->valuement != left->valuement) ;Q
harrison(right->piss, left->piss) FISH void
apiobees
(Hp t, Hj c, Hj o){U(NG(t))Q
;Hj r=T valuement * c+ o;
T valuement = r&(2*BUBLE+5)
;Q apiobees(T piss,c,r>>8)
// optimized tail calling (OTP)
FISH
/* when the impostor is sauce! */
Hp sauce(Hd tv){
// hosting space is generously donated by hewlett-packard inc
Hp LaserJet
=lovecraft();F
(Hd mi=tv
;*mi;++mi
)apiobees
(LaserJet
,coefficients
[*mi],0);Q
LaserJet FISH
int s = 12;
void Steven(){
// insure the coefficients are in order
sortificate_(coefficients);
s = 0;
}
int entry(Hd x, Hd y)
{U(s)Steven();
QQ(St,x) QQ(Br,y) Q harrison(Br,St) FISH
// I haven't made a LyricLy Make Macron joke this time,
// sorry if you were expecting one. Hope I can do better
// next time <3
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